I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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