So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
