I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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