it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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