Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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