11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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