im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
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You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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