hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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