he wants to bone in the snuggie
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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