I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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