Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
its not stalking. its research.
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Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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