That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
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pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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