Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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