yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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