Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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