I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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