At least make sure they are 18
Why
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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