its not stalking. its research.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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