Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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