yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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