We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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