I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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