I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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