Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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