so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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