Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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