You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
What a dumb baby whore.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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