we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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