There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
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he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
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I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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