You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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