my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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