did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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