I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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