so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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