i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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