u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
there was a trapeze. enough said
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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