i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
