Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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