i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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