need another drink. this is the easiest way
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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