Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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