yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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