Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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