Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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