I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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