everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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