After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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