Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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