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Im on beer infinity
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
If I die, sorry about rent.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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