marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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