its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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