NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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