Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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