What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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