Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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