am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Randomize
