I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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