I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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