I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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