Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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