idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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