You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
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Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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